Monday, September 28, 2009

specially for someone and his girlfriend

hi, something i wanna clarify. to whom it may concern: i have no interest in your boyfriend, never had any, will NEVER have any interest. read the font on this space: I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY INTEREST IN SPEAKING TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, WILL NEVER EVEN WANT TO CROSS ANY LINES WITH HIM BLABLABLABLABLA. read my flapping lips: I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR BOYFRIEND.

what the fuck i tell you, it's fucking absurd how all these lies can spring up out of nowhere. okay, maybe out of exactly nowhere, but it's damn ridiculous how such weird notions can even be conceived. like hello?!?!?! who are you exactly?????

don't tell your girlfriend that i initiated any conversation with you. don't tell your girlfriend i'm trying to hint that i like you. don't even think of telling your girlfriend that i'm interested in you, but OH LOOK. you so totally did. LIAR.

seriously i swear, i totally laughed in disbelief when i heard about it. then it turned to major pissed-off mode, cause seriously it's an insult to even be thought of that way. and plus whatever goes on in your relationship is YOUR problem. don't keep dragging other innocent people into it. i don't even know what you're trying to prove: that you're a stud? manly? what exactly?

doing shit to your girlfriend, feeding her all these lies? why? scared that she'll see you for what you truly are? which is a SHALLOW, LYING, MANIPULATIVE, COWARDLY DOG? the reason why i used the word dog, was so that you'd know who i was talking about for sure.

the reason why i even responded to your texts or instant messages were cause i thought you were an okay person. but i should've known you were another fucked up shithole judging from what you told me the hours after that night. (hahahaha you're so dead if your girlfriend sees this! sucker.) oh ya, and the dota thing? i only played with you cause i needed someone to teach me thoroughly. hahahah hell yeah i'm shallow like that.

stop telling her disgusting stuff too. omg and stop acting all 'i'm holier than thou' with all that 'i believe love comes before sex'. i know all about you and your little lies.

stop saying your girlfriend is crazy and just brushing it off. you have no idea how much i wanted to call you up and fuck you upside down (not literally please God no!) for even bringing me into this shit. you think i didn't suspect that you were the one who 'introduced' your girlfriend to my existence? fuck, fancy telling her that i like you?!?!?!?! damn disgusting to the maximum level!

oh yeah, if _______'s girlfriend is reading this, feel free to contact me to clear up any of your doubts and misgivings. i'll gladly answer any of your queries. delicatelikethunder@hotmail.com, you can add me on msn, or email me, or ask mutual friends for my number.

oh ya. _______ if you are angry at this, remember; i don't give a fuck if you are. the angrier you are, the better. cause remember, i'm pissed off too. and we both know who's telling the truth.

i know you read my blog. tag on my board. i dare you.


sincerely,
Johanna

ps: what a nice way to end a day of extreme boredom. [:>

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